Alien Invasion: Better safe than sorry

The three huge blasts of radiation that struck Earth last week may or may not be a cause for alarm. But even if they don't mark the beginning of an attack from space, it probably won't hurt to be prepared. German public television already has added a Klingon translator to its site, but the U.S. won't be left behind. If it becomes necessary to suck up to extraterrestrials in a language they understand, The Klingon Language Institute of Higland Park, N.J. offers everything needed, from study resources and pronunciation guides to email greeting cards and a discussion group. Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam (Today is a good day to die!) <http://www.kli.org/>