Pencil Sharpening: David Caruso Parks His Car

Since his return to prime time on CSI Miami, the star of the series, David Caruso, with his ridiculously over-the-top readings of the emptily portentous dialogue offered up by the writers (in defense of my trade it needs to be asserted that the writers must be kidding), has been the uncontested victor in the annual race for the Captain Kirk Vainglorious Acting Crown:
Endless David Caruso One-Liners
David Caruso Parks His Car
And here, to clear the palette, is a little something that has nothing to do with David Caruso.