Pencil Sharpening: GoogleFight

John Kerry vs George Bush: Bush.
Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees: Red Sox.
War vs Peace: War.
Predator vs Alien: Alien.
Pepsi vs Coke: Coke.
Spy vs. Spy: tie.
<http://www.googlefight.com/>
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Worth a try: "If you cut the knotty roots of
the millwort and milk-hedge plants into pieces,
coat them with a powder of red arsenic and sulphur,
dry and pulverized the mixture seven times,
mix it with honey, and spread it on your penis,
you put your sexual partner in your power." -- Kamasutra